"by viewing this pornographic content while being under the age of 18 you are breaking a federal law—-"
no government today haha dicks all around
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dennys answered:

phone wallpaper types
Type 1: their phone background is of themselves
Type 2: their phone background is of their significant other
Type 3: their phone background is of themselves and their partner; a couple
Type 4: their phone background is of a couple, usually fanart of an otp or a show couple
Type 5: their phone background is of their favourite character
Type 6: their phone background is some really fancy art or quirky/minimalistic kind of thing
Type 7: their phone background is of their pet
Type 8: their phone background is of their family or friends
Type 9: their phone background is one of those stupid shitty backgrounds that are already part of the phone and they never bothered to change it
Type 10: Meme
Type 11: Celebrity
Type 12: ship spelled out in element squares from the periodic table with some sort of science pun

